Oh that’s cool. How many cup-holders does it have?

Now I hate concepts as much as the next man, but I like this one because the reflection in it looks a bit like the street that I used to live in in Tallinn, which is where I wish I was now.

It’s a sort of wheelie bike thing, from Tuvie which is a site that specialises in things that will never be made in a million years. If you did have cup-holders, they’d need to be on a sort of gimbal type thing because you’d spend most of your life lying on your side, laughing embarrassedly as people helped you try and get upright, only to fall over again. There’s also this thing where if you’re going along and suddenly put the brakes on, you’d just keep rolling… unless you deliberately tipped over on your side again.

There’s another transport concept that won’t ever get made here:

Which looks quite cool – a sort of airship for posh people… with ez-wipe surfaces everywhere so the rich-person-chunder can quickly be dealt with by squadrons of vomit-roombas. You could just completely lose control of all your bodily functions and it wouldn’t matter.

It also looks like there’s a special hole (surrounded by seats) where you can hurl misbehaving children / elderly relatives in wheelchairs etc. They really have thought of everything. Except carpet.