Utter genius. From Shi Jinsong. The hell with all that cutsey fluffy pink and blue nonsense. That’s not what babies want. God no. I remember being a baby. I wanted to be a fire engine. Being a tiny cross between Ming the Merciless and Gengis Khan would be so much better.
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Want. All.
Oh, and way to drop some Ming in your description. Growing up, I always wanted him to be my dad.